LOL. 1 & 2 are the best

despicable-tea:

SHELBY THE LAST ONE

(Source: skyerockett)

(Source: flameleviosa, via laughcentre)

(Source: fuckmenumb, via iexcuseyourvagina)

breakmyreedbreakyourface:

…AND COOKIES

(Source: fuckyesthevoice, via robinisthebride)

(via shit-thatblows)

(Source: my-beautiful-love)

Hating Eastern when I’m not even there

Now that’s saying something. Not happy

(via iexcuseyourvagina)

breakmyreedbreakyourface:

NOW A FRUIT PARTY IN MY TUMMY

(Source: pro-health-pro-fit)

mochacafe:

via glossfixation

froghat:

#every time this commercial comes on my roommate and i literally stop everything we’re doing #and then when it’s over we let out a collective breath

(Source: allonsydoctorwho, via muchacha11)

Randomly received $370 in my bank account

if it’s from the rec it’s too much

if its bball band money it’s too much

if its rec money + bball band money, it’s too little

SO CONFUSED 

(Source: teachingliteracy)